Michael Gutierrez Blog

The Pimp & The Paperboy Written by Michael D. Gutierrez Chapter 1 Dude Gum     My mom works at a gum factory... Well, she did work at a gum factory. Dude Gum Inc. You know, the gum that says it makes you blind. Well she tripped on a pack of Dude Gum boxes when she was walking into work one day and smashed her leg in three places really bad. She can’t work anymore because of all that crap.     So Dude Gum Inc called me in today to talk about her worker’s compensation. The CEO himself set the meeting at the factory's boardroom. Better late than never to finally get help. I have no idea what took them so long. We used up all of my college fund to pay our rent.     My mom told me to get all dressed up since I'm going on her behalf. Mom: I don't want my boss to think I raise a slob. Mikey, did you wash your finger nails? You got to look professional for Mr. Kent. Mickey: Yah yah mom I know. I'll get to it. Mom: Don't give me yah y...

Rules and lies Chapter 1 Forty years ago in the town of Eagle Rock, there was a golden age of great detectives. Those detectives ran out all of the mafia and exposed political corporation. Everyday reading the Eagle Rock Post seemed like reading a pulp detective novel.   Good for me, that golden age is long gone over. Most of the detectives sold out and started to work for private companies and secret government branches, instead helping the locals. Other detectives that wanted to play hero, were hunted down by private mob detectives, then they were killed. The last honest detective out there. He's somewhat of a folk hero in the streets. His name is Harrison Grant. He's still at work trying to put guys like me in prison. I thought he was died along time ago, but our leads say otherwise. He's hard for any mob's private detective to track because no one has seen Harrison for years, also in the old days he was considered on of the best. I don't...